tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4759685260475032632024-03-19T07:44:08.977-05:00I Bet I do.....CHRISA place to be sarcastic, say fuck you to whoever, and an occasional opinion on sportsBobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-60411349882848124612008-03-22T12:33:00.000-05:002008-03-22T12:34:16.705-05:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tEZEosWNWso&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tEZEosWNWso&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-63589440890618677892008-01-28T23:07:00.000-05:002008-01-28T23:16:13.298-05:00You're doin it too slow...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Kid's got skillsUpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-38577916631302080792007-10-23T23:19:00.000-05:002007-10-23T23:25:24.390-05:00Killin' Elephants in the BackYard (tickets)<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LvGzLujZOsk&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LvGzLujZOsk&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-49218583274837638562007-10-23T21:13:00.000-05:002007-10-23T21:15:34.278-05:00TICKETS!<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/Mzg0MDIw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/Mzg0MDIw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/to-catch-a-predator-taped-live.html">To Catch A Predator Taped Live</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></span>UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-54045958986104644332007-09-11T17:01:00.000-05:002007-09-11T17:33:36.574-05:00Rest of September<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpNdVWUWiTKRF1QU5NSc35k9jKd4Gw_pFJ9U28rnu9R8uYAZ5UjTuSehUqpHce77jWDzRCL8wlLXylilBadSTpwjH4SnIB75_3XTPFlSnH667bCFSR54RvdLeWU3gG4QEqWqr8iKr25oU/s1600-h/Duck+2007+053.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109077992444783266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpNdVWUWiTKRF1QU5NSc35k9jKd4Gw_pFJ9U28rnu9R8uYAZ5UjTuSehUqpHce77jWDzRCL8wlLXylilBadSTpwjH4SnIB75_3XTPFlSnH667bCFSR54RvdLeWU3gG4QEqWqr8iKr25oU/s400/Duck+2007+053.jpg" border="0" /></a> +</div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwNaNeSfOrXH-onzKXeOPNkQVB3NYkCJgvCg04txLAwJzkoWlczmQM9Ju0vioEG9S9jF26jwnd6snGlJO9A37_pt6cFSFMxA331w0bw24it34Wm-QR4eVMDlFPM3dJnTAIQxwmdOjaAp8/s1600-h/staal.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109077661732301458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwNaNeSfOrXH-onzKXeOPNkQVB3NYkCJgvCg04txLAwJzkoWlczmQM9Ju0vioEG9S9jF26jwnd6snGlJO9A37_pt6cFSFMxA331w0bw24it34Wm-QR4eVMDlFPM3dJnTAIQxwmdOjaAp8/s400/staal.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>+<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj25PZ65FDM6x4gugtiGpFl3F8OftmKLKhGWbR8S19SnTaoh_QJNBwk9gs83dCVHckmL66gkUiNlDi54Kq4gY-KFdathyaYjG9Vja83x9gW6YvWBGzi81zLTMqdgwOoAxf0Gfhor35swo0/s1600-h/LG.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109073199261280898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj25PZ65FDM6x4gugtiGpFl3F8OftmKLKhGWbR8S19SnTaoh_QJNBwk9gs83dCVHckmL66gkUiNlDi54Kq4gY-KFdathyaYjG9Vja83x9gW6YvWBGzi81zLTMqdgwOoAxf0Gfhor35swo0/s400/LG.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />=</div><div> </div><div>your answer in the comments section<br /><br /><div></div></div><br /></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-33287203029978384312007-08-29T07:28:00.000-05:002007-08-29T07:41:21.881-05:00Educating Virginia Drivers (Course 1)I can't take it anymore, something must be done. I am sick and tired of driving to and from work here in VA and seeing all the moronic things these VA drivers do. With that being said, I will begin a course on this blog to help educate these schlomos and hopefully we will get some results, or just have fun ripping on them. Feel free to add any courses you see fit.<br /><br />Today's topic is: <strong>Where to place your GPS/Satellite radio in your car</strong><br /><br />I'll make this one nice and easy folks, using simple pictures, not those silly words that might bewilder you.<br /><br />The proper place to put your GPS/Satellite radio:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXuT7MxkGh2WQ3OfYCq5vpYlGwh-yR2zgMYgKRAVKzSiESz2ZKOUkoMzUNyyJPgAM2Ihr7zVV3mNhRayPUmRTqfggRbHCEr9KcM5rA70HC7aPMU9EP9mm6QuIy4fz7lqdzfIj8z1BAuA0/s1600-h/GPS+good.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXuT7MxkGh2WQ3OfYCq5vpYlGwh-yR2zgMYgKRAVKzSiESz2ZKOUkoMzUNyyJPgAM2Ihr7zVV3mNhRayPUmRTqfggRbHCEr9KcM5rA70HC7aPMU9EP9mm6QuIy4fz7lqdzfIj8z1BAuA0/s200/GPS+good.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104099682034966450" /></a><br /><br />The wrong place to put your GPS/Satellite radio:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglWXLcf-HYkbunBhgtIQx97pbcBqsWhohB3n039lHWTuaWS2d6fgsI5jf0bX-3fsvcZGEwmz8B0uWUvrpoAk8bsUXJ2IOENr2I-BwZP9SIjHyu5NeLjt8U2O3pP6stNLypiWo7iOqYYL0/s1600-h/GPS+bad.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglWXLcf-HYkbunBhgtIQx97pbcBqsWhohB3n039lHWTuaWS2d6fgsI5jf0bX-3fsvcZGEwmz8B0uWUvrpoAk8bsUXJ2IOENr2I-BwZP9SIjHyu5NeLjt8U2O3pP6stNLypiWo7iOqYYL0/s200/GPS+bad.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104100051402153938" /></a><br /><br />Lesson complete.Davoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14227570505427786345noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-29791994937490035372007-08-26T23:13:00.001-05:002007-08-26T23:35:06.671-05:00New Name<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF1HZfqOMzwg3k1w0Ob8pOxsSYC0RENZCIH_TAZeRPsXRbQEvOtz01T89ev3iDYrS0JseUxZ7f76ZCEOgfEw_WDSIaVbRKl1jITzkeCVW91AzEVA_8d-XYK6JA-HUh17aZmwJE9VVRMn0/s1600-h/vlcsnap5614969sf9.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF1HZfqOMzwg3k1w0Ob8pOxsSYC0RENZCIH_TAZeRPsXRbQEvOtz01T89ev3iDYrS0JseUxZ7f76ZCEOgfEw_WDSIaVbRKl1jITzkeCVW91AzEVA_8d-XYK6JA-HUh17aZmwJE9VVRMn0/s320/vlcsnap5614969sf9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103231838418786802" border="0" /></a><br />The double -Ds are for a double dose of this pimpin'. It's from a great movie and if you don't know WHAT movie...you're not American.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAVrL1kJgIK7pbWMH4HWwkF3fC-5XY5xW46hFobPGDnX_y7hg49-oMo6eiAkaopCnjBcFMB7BYi4lCesFZ3AZJbqqeQQ6PQJTUP8cP6JkBrFa0ImpzmBMKOUdrqBxu5L7ZP0xF6ZjVrXg/s1600-h/carrot_top_buff3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAVrL1kJgIK7pbWMH4HWwkF3fC-5XY5xW46hFobPGDnX_y7hg49-oMo6eiAkaopCnjBcFMB7BYi4lCesFZ3AZJbqqeQQ6PQJTUP8cP6JkBrFa0ImpzmBMKOUdrqBxu5L7ZP0xF6ZjVrXg/s320/carrot_top_buff3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103232671642442258" border="0" /></a><br />In other news: Carrot top is scary and is at the heart of all my nightmares after watching the roast of flava flav. He needs a double-dose of straightness.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1765736" quality="best" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="300" width="400"></embed><br /><br />Its a great song. "You sausage wallet I love you"<br /><br />Go BILLS.UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-52500842826999272272007-08-13T16:54:00.000-05:002007-08-13T17:07:05.145-05:00rest of august.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiba8rGm19NQzP1BkV1ntm9n3ovfTnGj7jG00JDvdQUeHWCDomeqMjcmMQ84M8z5eo0ZWaViuD95XLq_RgsopgWFwzaUXqZH3tzzPkvWkZf6rQc23RZcQa2Q0YHBazHWA3EPkVMQkyLfGY/s1600-h/Duck+2007+052.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098309403440926130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiba8rGm19NQzP1BkV1ntm9n3ovfTnGj7jG00JDvdQUeHWCDomeqMjcmMQ84M8z5eo0ZWaViuD95XLq_RgsopgWFwzaUXqZH3tzzPkvWkZf6rQc23RZcQa2Q0YHBazHWA3EPkVMQkyLfGY/s400/Duck+2007+052.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:180%;">+</span><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIK6OoJ73lpHN2eFM5pwZTU6LX-viLm6YmgFJNtm0vOofwZgGzjRoTVJzaFIqxamPAjZTeG7HVbk1RnB6I2LJQVW6G-0RwiKefMv0D7UZ8GXSFDf_-4-yxvG6iVnZvwMVRQPrRgQIpGJE/s1600-h/madden08.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098308089180933538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIK6OoJ73lpHN2eFM5pwZTU6LX-viLm6YmgFJNtm0vOofwZgGzjRoTVJzaFIqxamPAjZTeG7HVbk1RnB6I2LJQVW6G-0RwiKefMv0D7UZ8GXSFDf_-4-yxvG6iVnZvwMVRQPrRgQIpGJE/s400/madden08.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:180%;">+</span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsj-MTgzks_xEwynywLUpw9youkJfPIaRNfUKhyphenhyphenPSaAVMAV7xlBdAFh4JV9VZryixFn6jQ0Lw2LnSGEW2OA9ZXnwph4MhHdBk6UJhL33xPv6397ebS58upjeg_HYKn8nlOGFwzhZhLvBA/s1600-h/SONY.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098307002554207634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsj-MTgzks_xEwynywLUpw9youkJfPIaRNfUKhyphenhyphenPSaAVMAV7xlBdAFh4JV9VZryixFn6jQ0Lw2LnSGEW2OA9ZXnwph4MhHdBk6UJhL33xPv6397ebS58upjeg_HYKn8nlOGFwzhZhLvBA/s400/SONY.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">=</span><br /><br /><br /><br />This equation will be answered by all of you in the comments section.<br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div></div></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-52736090256347615092007-08-12T11:28:00.001-05:002007-08-12T11:28:46.924-05:00This guy's name is hard to spell<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/QTh3DlLr20I' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/QTh3DlLr20I'/></object></p><p>Paul Posluszny likes to hit things. If you replace the RB in this video with Tyler Palko, then you know what the Buffalo rookie did to the Saints' backup QB in Fridays preseason game. He also had 8 other solo tackles in less than half of the game.<br /><br />Cutler, he's a dead man! Rothlisberger, dead! Brady... DEAD!<br /></p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-30649070383806581702007-08-08T20:52:00.001-05:002007-08-08T21:16:56.518-05:00Shanghai Yellow PagesBILLS<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVfxPQLvOPhc8aqa-K23gGlYcXIKfWu8zzFVSHY-EinRplxw01Qzcwas_KYn8OyYyrSP3u5GliGmGWV1wdqPZq3MQ_S6OVJLJbdj8MaDVFz27Uxhw4CqLAveHCTifLzxSHWzlNzavzrZE/s1600-h/100_2673.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 484px; height: 362px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVfxPQLvOPhc8aqa-K23gGlYcXIKfWu8zzFVSHY-EinRplxw01Qzcwas_KYn8OyYyrSP3u5GliGmGWV1wdqPZq3MQ_S6OVJLJbdj8MaDVFz27Uxhw4CqLAveHCTifLzxSHWzlNzavzrZE/s320/100_2673.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096513295808688818" border="0" /></a><br />While you jerks WEREN'T POSTING awesome things about the BILLS in the past month...I was seeing weird things like the above rip-off strongbad character on a "yellow pages" in a hotel room...OR sitting in a lovely corner office with a SHITTY chair (see below).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMjVJWxUDFv75eWHEYaLLRlHSbCokcc5OZCSBktdpyqHKf1Xh1h0RMwcB16s4_hSTo2DeDlH-xDc34NBE-pG78ABp2XZAxlufK9LcmfT8KL__DpGMr5ROYzk5qyaHLhneMR7yCYPrfpKE/s1600-h/100_2637.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 385px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMjVJWxUDFv75eWHEYaLLRlHSbCokcc5OZCSBktdpyqHKf1Xh1h0RMwcB16s4_hSTo2DeDlH-xDc34NBE-pG78ABp2XZAxlufK9LcmfT8KL__DpGMr5ROYzk5qyaHLhneMR7yCYPrfpKE/s320/100_2637.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096514884946588354" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah, i'm 99% sure that's Chinese excrement on that there chair. Funny thing about those squat-over-and-shit toilets -- there's usually NO TP. <br /><br />Anyways, enough about >> THE BILLS SEASON STARTS SOON.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/leaderboard/message?msgid=41105">http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/leaderboard/message?msgid=41105</a> ** thought that was a posting for a league only thing, as it turns out, more people than I thought will see my thoughts on Travis Henry being very ape-like.<br /><br />BILLS (seasonal tourette's is starting up again....)UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-25517132685237271752007-06-21T16:31:00.001-05:002007-06-21T16:31:57.213-05:00Drama Prairie Dog<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/jHjFxJVeCQs' name='movie'></param><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/jHjFxJVeCQs'></embed></object></p><p>watch it, again, and again, and again.</p></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-76885234332502752072007-06-18T06:23:00.001-05:002007-06-18T06:23:28.551-05:00Cop Tackles Crazy Lady With Knife<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/I4agDcEBzbM' name='movie'></param><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/I4agDcEBzbM'></embed></object></p><p>A forecast of what should happen to the captain at the hands of nick. But forecast is simply another word for a prediction, no this is like Minority Report type shit, only i'm using early 1990's COPS footage, what of it?? Kid is getting battered. </p></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-54744641390412229312007-06-14T14:36:00.000-05:002007-08-13T16:52:33.034-05:00Culpepper Avoids Major Injury in Accident: Dolphins Fans and Coaches Disappointed<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8gV6Vk59RZRbJBnshp3IsiPh3NrwHUDcIexcn4Th2pmtTfYZWx0mPB3Q6jfRxsYvpsShYpu1tw907hOtRAaTVcFLcaZozzuCpId_48wwFudy0fkHVhrCXfVRdUPP5WQ7qV9VMD2Bbvt_c/s1600-h/daunte.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076006498333369842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8gV6Vk59RZRbJBnshp3IsiPh3NrwHUDcIexcn4Th2pmtTfYZWx0mPB3Q6jfRxsYvpsShYpu1tw907hOtRAaTVcFLcaZozzuCpId_48wwFudy0fkHVhrCXfVRdUPP5WQ7qV9VMD2Bbvt_c/s200/daunte.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div></div>Daunte Culpepper got into a 2 car accident Wednesday night but escaped with just a bruised non throwing hand.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-8576218623877068662007-06-13T22:35:00.000-05:002007-06-13T23:14:45.082-05:00Hi-Def Hook Nose<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjij_-f83gkXmlS17CgyAGCCUSBZfwCmcj4qPD-J-TY1yCtmWb-z_inS24ufNdMa7aMrcGvnGvRzaSOiA4PJ1wdL3N5JX2mwoKpMFtet7m5GBtaBx2CCmjJbw4Q6Z9WnSkLFv3ls3SeXFI/s1600-h/hook+nose.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjij_-f83gkXmlS17CgyAGCCUSBZfwCmcj4qPD-J-TY1yCtmWb-z_inS24ufNdMa7aMrcGvnGvRzaSOiA4PJ1wdL3N5JX2mwoKpMFtet7m5GBtaBx2CCmjJbw4Q6Z9WnSkLFv3ls3SeXFI/s320/hook+nose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075759923043568674" border="0" /></a><br /></div>Actual photo of my TV from Criss Angel's Mind Freak. He was busy getting dominated by steam roller and broken glass...this chick was busy freakin' my mind. NOT in the hot way either.<br /><br />I held onto my money real tight.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi5nw0u7fV6hENzaCNYxToP0eJG2I5SRtE1C8iJkkTQbg9EfvD1yGPlBxeg9uvYflrvtboN1wOnxIi9tZ4GkGl89xs0dG6kXUr739YT-864ijOqmARzmICJoezf1BTPdCsUIkeb5u9nA0/s1600-h/dog+fight.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi5nw0u7fV6hENzaCNYxToP0eJG2I5SRtE1C8iJkkTQbg9EfvD1yGPlBxeg9uvYflrvtboN1wOnxIi9tZ4GkGl89xs0dG6kXUr739YT-864ijOqmARzmICJoezf1BTPdCsUIkeb5u9nA0/s320/dog+fight.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075761860073819186" border="0" /></a><br />Ever realize how great dog fighting is? Thanks Mike Vick. I've got two contenders I think could go places in the the UDFC (Ulitmate Dog Fighting Championship circuit). They're small but scrappy and one has doggy-style Tourette's and the other is a fat fat fatty.<br /><br />When these dogs aren't fighting you might find them raping things. Rape. Yes, Rape. Watch the "Hand Banana" episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force to remind you. Hopefully the clip below works.<br /><br />FYI: the yellow thing and other thing are "dogs" and the guy is probably me in 10 years (sans the whole being-raped thing).<br /><br /><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1479143894">Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Hand Banana</a><br /><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=1479143894&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="346" width="430"></embed><br /><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=1479143894&title=Aqua%20Teen%20Hunger%20Force%20-%20Hand%20Banana">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home"> More Videos</a>UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-15651962015715259872007-06-12T16:51:00.000-05:002007-06-12T17:09:24.404-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimAv34spZkEtp7EBjw33C-WMNDarHqyHvg-5ZJVEDTN5Fis2uxbetq2ntQ8C0eebkq2uZpcXoymPJe1tf6keWsa0OtXXxu1qxsxfhAMM7u8WT_2BbuNvyy-Gw6c4I_DE1lxtVJj_BRXJgb/s1600-h/F1+black+winner+edited+final.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075300839501604322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimAv34spZkEtp7EBjw33C-WMNDarHqyHvg-5ZJVEDTN5Fis2uxbetq2ntQ8C0eebkq2uZpcXoymPJe1tf6keWsa0OtXXxu1qxsxfhAMM7u8WT_2BbuNvyy-Gw6c4I_DE1lxtVJj_BRXJgb/s400/F1+black+winner+edited+final.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghlEJVx9j8kHy5GoYH5M4a-hiouIVhUoJsIYScn4GytkOIegDyncCYFiIHAadlYP50B603e1DL3XzNUFe9k9KKYq6MOKnh6w2XU5SzYHeG6Nd733gsfSn9cZ25r0JZuO-7cS9oek-EE7di/s1600-h/F1+black+winner+edited+final.JPG"></a></div><br /><div>In case you haven't heard, Lewis Hamilton <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?seriesId=6&id=2899757">made history</a> by winning a F1 race this weekend. This unedited* picture shows a new, highly successful driving style which was used to accomplish the historic feat. Hamilton, an Englishman/former Miami Hurricane running back "made it look easy" by both leading for the entire 70 laps, and by fathering two illegitimate children during the race. </div><div> </div><div><br /> </div><div>*<em>may have been slightly edited</em><br /></div><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-43640364340345039382007-06-07T09:38:00.001-05:002007-06-07T09:38:26.785-05:00Cyndi Lauper - True Colors<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/THSL5wO7oAM' name='movie'></param><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/THSL5wO7oAM'></embed></object></p><p>This goes out to Ray Emery, a top tier goalie, a gamer, first class athlete.</p></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-84131851768229555772007-06-06T12:12:00.000-05:002007-06-06T12:23:27.835-05:00Kill Yourself<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW-yqM-CvaDoAeMzt5HyziWVqEGW-U3p5jtXHRKJAgUdux0lxm0fY7ynoYvWn4bu5M6Nx671APvAjSmlLyEKOyH9SuUnIbHKD8oDPckMhlsj32B1vPHrTmpa2g9GexkogiMYX1RnrLQTZl/s1600-h/yankee+fans.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073001348371064258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW-yqM-CvaDoAeMzt5HyziWVqEGW-U3p5jtXHRKJAgUdux0lxm0fY7ynoYvWn4bu5M6Nx671APvAjSmlLyEKOyH9SuUnIbHKD8oDPckMhlsj32B1vPHrTmpa2g9GexkogiMYX1RnrLQTZl/s320/yankee+fans.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />This is an actual quote* from a Yankee fan I was talking to last week:<br /><br /><em>BRO, 26 World Series Championships. That's all I got to say. Payroll? Forget about it bro. It's not our fault our owner cares about winning more than anyone else. Nah you go ahead I don't watch games until the playoffs. What's the point? Wait they aren't playin the Sahx are they? Yea forget it then me and my KapSig bros are about to play some beirut. Have fun though bro. Go Yanks!</em><br /><p><em></em> </p><p><em>* </em>May or may not be an actual quote.<br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-14148420168545069912007-05-30T23:36:00.000-05:002007-05-31T00:01:40.150-05:00Five Reasons to Watch More Women's Sports<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhux5SipihFtRs2V1_DgtKXPuuuVutV2grZGBlLzUfUNT_o2InSFf95B7BdXivNWAXaM5BM8RShBfmZH46c4-HOD_L26_FtwZu4K1ErOjsbk6CJs0Ku-Z2eKZ9ZwHMz4twovfP5Qv-0kQ8/s1600-h/maria+sharapova+-+back.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhux5SipihFtRs2V1_DgtKXPuuuVutV2grZGBlLzUfUNT_o2InSFf95B7BdXivNWAXaM5BM8RShBfmZH46c4-HOD_L26_FtwZu4K1ErOjsbk6CJs0Ku-Z2eKZ9ZwHMz4twovfP5Qv-0kQ8/s320/maria+sharapova+-+back.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070579680589958242" border="0" /></a>1. No comment necessary but force your eyes to move from center and check out the dark-skinned fellow who wants our view. Oh, and spot Skersathan.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE8pxbpOxqeyT0mISiyzy4QCWmBx2rGiKki9JSkN6ZA6Cv-BhauvmggjS7_LTvzfwIUJcU5B3I6F_tPF2gOd-qo0lg5fPB9kBddxPlQ9gScaklq7siW6qrDu7Tuh_VbTNEc4vE0pooLBM/s1600-h/sharapovabanana.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE8pxbpOxqeyT0mISiyzy4QCWmBx2rGiKki9JSkN6ZA6Cv-BhauvmggjS7_LTvzfwIUJcU5B3I6F_tPF2gOd-qo0lg5fPB9kBddxPlQ9gScaklq7siW6qrDu7Tuh_VbTNEc4vE0pooLBM/s320/sharapovabanana.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070579680589958258" border="0" /></a>2. SHOULD be an olympic sport. Guaranteed to boost ratings...among other things.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-8bVU9l2UusU-ikg0sa5sqEJV64EO-I4gU1qOmPZmDcVlybakxwF1ejE15M9HN2is5bjd02v73XTxs_OYa9Q-VpWml87BsqLX4lZv0aKtWGCagyZ-_s6liD8qmvhQ2wlaE16G37L0tQM/s1600-h/polevault10_gallery__408x400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-8bVU9l2UusU-ikg0sa5sqEJV64EO-I4gU1qOmPZmDcVlybakxwF1ejE15M9HN2is5bjd02v73XTxs_OYa9Q-VpWml87BsqLX4lZv0aKtWGCagyZ-_s6liD8qmvhQ2wlaE16G37L0tQM/s320/polevault10_gallery__408x400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070579680589958274" border="0" /></a>3. I've seen strippers in this same position. Women's pole vault has my full attention. When are the olympics?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6U5hwzVYTPxVOGxr12n0KtGKrx-CGlSoyrfaxs-cIDJl0VnKID6AoXow9pZTnC9huU2u0Dd99XKy2tFWw_Jri6mEOj8JeCkDteiuANdoj3vhnu5-MsVqtOoLgmdUhBJGEsIFBW0XTa8o/s1600-h/noodles.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6U5hwzVYTPxVOGxr12n0KtGKrx-CGlSoyrfaxs-cIDJl0VnKID6AoXow9pZTnC9huU2u0Dd99XKy2tFWw_Jri6mEOj8JeCkDteiuANdoj3vhnu5-MsVqtOoLgmdUhBJGEsIFBW0XTa8o/s320/noodles.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070579684884925586" border="0" /></a>4. This came up when I googled some women's sports. It creeped me out enough to throw it in here for fear that I would be smothered in chicken flavored ramen noodles the next time I'm in asia. Not a way I'd like to die.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJzn5wmeFpfIaiaKMwd-WQ02mGhDz2ZKcCv4TcWVs2jZdNDTar9MY6vWAWr-KrSP2FWeG2PziWgA2ZTCDUIxCwNYkks7ik3mdfWo5VYVduB3QY3_fEyTD9nTK7MgkYxTfiYw-bt9LRoT4/s1600-h/baby+boiling.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJzn5wmeFpfIaiaKMwd-WQ02mGhDz2ZKcCv4TcWVs2jZdNDTar9MY6vWAWr-KrSP2FWeG2PziWgA2ZTCDUIxCwNYkks7ik3mdfWo5VYVduB3QY3_fEyTD9nTK7MgkYxTfiYw-bt9LRoT4/s320/baby+boiling.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070583498815884466" border="0" /></a>5. Baby boiling. Really no relation at all to the title of this entry, but what the hell? The parents are obvious drunks; check out all the booze in the background. I've made some drunk food in my day but never have I thought to cook me up some baby simmered in his own poop sauce. This picture makes me say "awww" and get angry at the same time...so its a good boner-kill to end on.<br /><br /><br />Hope this satisfies the 10% decrease in bills stroking and 50% increase in snizz.UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-69725262134532237812007-05-29T19:42:00.000-05:002007-05-29T20:23:52.769-05:00Memo from the Legal Dept. at "I Bet I Do...Chris"<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MeqwOyNxjlY/RlzI4g8SobI/AAAAAAAAAAM/G372D56ph60/s1600-h/polejump.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070148153753379250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MeqwOyNxjlY/RlzI4g8SobI/AAAAAAAAAAM/G372D56ph60/s320/polejump.jpg" border="0" /></a> Hello fellow Bloggers! This is just a quick note from the always pro bono legal department here at the 26th best Buffalo-centered sports blog in the state of Virginia (watch out BriereBlogBoys.com - we're right on your tail!). As many of you are already aware, one of my favorite sports blogs, WithLeather, was recently featured in a Washington Post article. At issue - the above 18-year-old female athlete (also at issue - can a newspaper article be held legally responsible for forcing me to beat off under my desk at work while on a conference call with a federal judge? Apparently, the answer is no, but I'm not cleaning that mess up!) Now, the point of the WP article was that WithLeather may have gone too far with its sexual ramblings about young Allison - detailing how WithLeather faced possible legal action for the use of her photo (which has since been removed from the site). This got me thinking - what are our legal obligations with this blog? Could the Skaptain file a civil suit for unlicensed use of his likeness? What about for those photos that we took of him after he passed out (all 159 of them)? Does a certain independent film director have a legal action for defamation of his fine underground homoerotic touch-football movie? Should our female ombudsman be held responsible for all those terrible things she writes about Bobby B in her little journal? The answer to all of this is no, so keep up the good work! (Editor's Note: The author of this post is not a licensed attorney and all legal advice is for entertainment purposes only).<br /><br />The greater point is that we need to learn from WithLeather if this blog is ever going to make it big - we need more photos like above (which, I might add, is still causing me intense cockpain and forced me to write this entire post with my one free hand) and we need more immature things to say about her - especially since she's practically asking for it. She's a POLE VAULTER for God's sake! It's basically a synonym for "Cock Jumping" (which could, and should, be a sport) and is the most phallic sport outside of a hot dog eating contest. We need to be at the forefront of misogynistic sports commentary, which is why I'm currently trying to get those bogus indecent exposure charges expunged from my record so I can go back near the local high school and cover the ample (and supple) female sports scene.<br /><br />So, in conclusion, I propose a 10% reduction in Buffalo-felating, and a 50% increase in random shots of hot trim. Or we could just keep posting photos of you guys playing pong outside. Either way is OK for me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-39120703491759485942007-05-28T20:30:00.001-05:002007-05-28T20:34:44.191-05:00Oh what a lovely tea party<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCbXRwCYDT5BUjMNG3yeYg5yjXTurNGTOFiyc0MtrRL31lQDS7gh56_UksBEeZFuXts8akucoBqUvo6qfPYKKdcMCUVoEJZ56lYP7SNjK_okmqUFUsrGlc_JSFVBK-cmW70NlUlgTJFXY/s1600-h/Picture_0582.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCbXRwCYDT5BUjMNG3yeYg5yjXTurNGTOFiyc0MtrRL31lQDS7gh56_UksBEeZFuXts8akucoBqUvo6qfPYKKdcMCUVoEJZ56lYP7SNjK_okmqUFUsrGlc_JSFVBK-cmW70NlUlgTJFXY/s320/Picture_0582.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069789432377298002" border="0"></a>(also spot the skers)<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Is it football seasons yet? cause I have a BILLS BONER<br /></div></div>UpgrayeDDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06201466208688420870noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-39639054345019421892007-05-28T10:04:00.000-05:002007-05-28T10:17:25.881-05:00Memorial Day Smorgousborg<div><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J-bMzmvwaCQ/RlrxR9eQXNI/AAAAAAAAAEU/d9UQHTbKrzs/s1600-h/can+you+spot+the+capt.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069629621420448978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J-bMzmvwaCQ/RlrxR9eQXNI/AAAAAAAAAEU/d9UQHTbKrzs/s320/can+you+spot+the+capt.JPG" border="0" /></a> can you spot the Kers?<br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div>I’ve been toying with the idea of a Skers related post for some time now but lets face it, that is a very tough thing to do on your own because of the sheer volume of material. I was going to try and explain to the origin/permutations of Skers over the years but unless I devoted an entire weekend and about 7 pots of coffee to it, I couldn’t do it justice. I mean how do you explain Whiskers, Capt. Kers, Kers Man Group, and Namath in one blog posting, it would be like trying to explain String Theory in Cliff notes. And I assure you all those names have been used and have meaning it is just too much to try and explain, so I propose a KSK style draft of Skers nicknames where each pick gets a paragraph explanation.<br /><br />So all this being said lets get down to what I really came here to do… Laugh derisively at Disney, Gore Verbinski, Johnny Depp, France, and 14 year old girls.<br /><br />AH AH AH AH AH </div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069630119636655330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J-bMzmvwaCQ/Rlrxu9eQXOI/AAAAAAAAAEc/WNgvy8AuHV0/s320/ass+pirates+of+the+carribean.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Not that 112 million is anything to scoff at, I just love when a formulaic, dog shit sandwich of a movies fail to accomplish what the movie bosses and their ivory backscratchers set out to do. Hopefully this can save us from POTC: 4-6, which has honest to God been rumored. Now if only the people pumping out the Shreks can get blind sided by a blitzed out of her gourd, Lindsay Lohan. I’d have to really hand it to god if something like that happened, maybe we ARE all part of his plan. </div><div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069630523363581170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J-bMzmvwaCQ/RlryGdeQXPI/AAAAAAAAAEk/rIzavrbW01U/s320/dj.jpg" border="0" /><br />And as for examples of God’s existence, how in the hell does Damon Jones have a job??? I’ve watched a fair amount of Cavilers this season and this guys better wake up every morning and thank somebody that he’s not only employed but rich. I’m firmly convinced that Down Town Bobby Brown could do his job at NBA speed better than him. That isn’t even an exaggeration I seriously believe that and he’d make better decisions with the basketball too. I know for a fact DTBB could go 2-14 on wide open NBA 3’s with like 3-4 turnovers and 0 assists, PAY THAT MAN. </div></div></div>King Fangsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11912943743983133590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-65290293801856830582007-05-26T08:42:00.000-05:002007-05-26T09:24:20.252-05:00MONNNNN.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF7sWhk_WY8D67WA0z4Cbc0B-Uln-4WrS1g9GYGtzDHohVAWRuVgbcrPz2Vg7VYfA6OG1dEbpuTblVyfOHTGYZmaxBVQLHY-vxWJCHNTESm4ipE7yGOh1MW2OJedS1R7sPO_u03xdGl8M/s1600-h/Gubbins+008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068864547227431250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF7sWhk_WY8D67WA0z4Cbc0B-Uln-4WrS1g9GYGtzDHohVAWRuVgbcrPz2Vg7VYfA6OG1dEbpuTblVyfOHTGYZmaxBVQLHY-vxWJCHNTESm4ipE7yGOh1MW2OJedS1R7sPO_u03xdGl8M/s400/Gubbins+008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><strong>Senators in 5 -</strong> Anaheim was outplayed to the bone by Detroit, but Ottawa's speed and defense will be too much to overcome. I'm saying this with Ray Emery in goal for ottawa, the guy is terrible goaltender. The fearless play of Anton Volchenkov and Chris Phillips spare that jerk off of what he deserves. The Spezza line will ulitimately be the difference in this series, as they have been for the entire playoffs.<br /><br /><strong>Spurs in 6 - </strong>I actually think the Pistons will win in 6 but I predicted the Spurs to beat the Bulls in the finals so I will stick with the Spurs by default. I'm jumping ahead of myself by saying these two teams will meet, but lets be realistic, its gonna happen. This series might be the best case scenario for the NHL playoffs. There won't be a soul outside of San Antonio or Detroit that will show any interest in this series. I'd be surprised if either team scored 90 points once in this series. Although Teyshaun vs Bruce could kill each other off, it might be worth a viewing.<br /><br /><strong>Whiskey over Human -</strong> umm picture<br /><br /><strong>Motorcycle Rally over Sleep -</strong> Motherfuckers woke me up at 7:30am, and have kept me up since, (10:15am now) hence this nonsensical babbling on my part.</div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-14609838987923449652007-05-21T18:53:00.000-05:002007-05-21T18:57:55.223-05:00With the #1 selection...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuN48dmGaXv1H7FPJtfYsUnph2Kh7NLD5bNTPwUrWVFsOYtuEl5CNcaBffqr3yzq_2iLQ7eOh4GxCfTX2-kZty0psc8eeIsti5LncRhWESH4AxBx7hAnPMkB81jUGNqeF0FeZkYk6DKuw/s1600-h/GregOden.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067167197626888498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuN48dmGaXv1H7FPJtfYsUnph2Kh7NLD5bNTPwUrWVFsOYtuEl5CNcaBffqr3yzq_2iLQ7eOh4GxCfTX2-kZty0psc8eeIsti5LncRhWESH4AxBx7hAnPMkB81jUGNqeF0FeZkYk6DKuw/s400/GregOden.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwYWg5yFnfXrHlPBsVcCre6VWB0ZHX3cbOd1sSudmlXwr8NmBRsMtF2n__bX_gFI2JiyRTxmYmiPiPcvFFtUpI9MI1f10W_vo3mMvW90D_-OgYU8HsIcXmwWz_9G3Rsur0Myu3mLZe_14/s1600-h/KevinDurant.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067167197626888514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwYWg5yFnfXrHlPBsVcCre6VWB0ZHX3cbOd1sSudmlXwr8NmBRsMtF2n__bX_gFI2JiyRTxmYmiPiPcvFFtUpI9MI1f10W_vo3mMvW90D_-OgYU8HsIcXmwWz_9G3Rsur0Myu3mLZe_14/s400/KevinDurant.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><br />The NY Knicks have ZERO chance of seeing the consensus #1 and #2 pick in their uniform for the 2007-2008 season. In fact, there is a better chance that director/producer Peter Katona suits up for Isiah's boys next season. With that said the Knicks have a 1.9% chance of landing the top pick and alas Greg Oden, and a 2.2% chance of landing the 2nd pick, Kevin Durant. But thanks to Eddy Currys strong heartbeat, the knicks will hand over their first round pick to the Chicago Bulls in exchance for Chicago's #1 pick. If the Bulls are able to re-sign Andres Nocioni and lock up Ben Gordon long term, obtaining Oden or Durant would create instant attention and demand double teams which leaves the jumpshooters like the aforementioned Gordon alongside Luol Deng and Captain Kirk Hinrich open to take their jumpers.<br /><br />With that said, I'll give Isiah his due, the guy can draft. David Lee is a rebounding machine and Renaldo Balkman has been more or less the same player..huh? Yes, Renaldo Balkman turned out to be one of the finer rookies from the 2006 class, despite all of the heat that Isiah took for taking him. Now its time to build around those players and take out the trash that is Starbury, Franchise and Jamal Crawford, draft a SG or PG and prepare to push for the playoffs in 2-3 years. But then again there are guys like Jered Jefferies and Channing Frye getting major playing time...ok fuck it, it's too hard to put a positive spin on the Knicks.<br /><br />Tomorrow Night is the improbable chance that the Bulls become the force of the East for the next decade and at the the cost of the Knicks. Ahhh Perfect.<br /><br />Predictions<br />Bulls select Spencer Hawes with 9th pick (as long as they dont take Roy Hibbert, that is just begging to be Mike Sweetney all over again, in fact he is 2 cheeseburgers away from wishing he had Eddy Curry's heart, i think knick and bulls fans can agree on that.)<br />Knicks select Javaris Crittenton with 23rd pick. </div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-89936640721527069432007-05-19T16:29:00.000-05:002007-05-19T16:45:34.692-05:00Our TeamThe Sabres fell in the conference finals just like they did last year, but I see this season as more of a success. The city of Buffalo forced playoff pressure on this team for all 82 games of the regular season, and then an exponential amount of pressure for the postseason once they finsished the regular season with the Presidents trophy. For Lindy and his boys to live up to the unrealistic expectations of a championship starved community for 100 games is a testament to the drive and leadership of this great organization. <br /><br />The Sabres are almost sure to lose both Mr. I can do Everything (Drury) and also the regular season leader in even strength points (Briere), but through great drafting, player development, and coaching, will undoubtably field another championship threatening team next season. I can only hope that the people of Buffalo see this "failure" of a season as another building block of a dynasty rather than a failed shot at glory. There is too much talent, class, and winning attitude in the communtiy for the window to be closed on a championship for the Buffalo Sabres. <br /><br />Thank you Chris, Danny, Ryan, Jason, Jochen, Thomas, Derek, Maxim, Brian, Henrik, Toni, Teppo, Ales, Adam, Paul, Jaroslav, Andrew, Dainius, Drew, Tim, Dmitri, Nathan, and Daniel for an unforgettable season.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-475968526047503263.post-79553069556667711092007-05-17T12:46:00.000-05:002007-05-17T12:58:56.804-05:00Dr. Brady Scholls<div align="left"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMXNaXtF4XydX8ChXk0BIOoBizEhK3ZpGsH89NynJiZ8861Cp5kXjlXb4Sh4cjpk-1Z699h0zzjnx-z_QJzkBUq2A3vrd5ACqJaCKUKoEEs4ls8I2vZrg_OlGWiVAkQ_-9n5XD6rpa8Xg/s1600-h/uberdouche.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065588831505346738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 334px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="248" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMXNaXtF4XydX8ChXk0BIOoBizEhK3ZpGsH89NynJiZ8861Cp5kXjlXb4Sh4cjpk-1Z699h0zzjnx-z_QJzkBUq2A3vrd5ACqJaCKUKoEEs4ls8I2vZrg_OlGWiVAkQ_-9n5XD6rpa8Xg/s320/uberdouche.bmp" width="368" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div align="center">Hey, I'm no psychic, but tell me the future doesn't have this in store for Dr. Scholls. Sorry Vince, but this is what you have to look forward to with your future broseph-in-law.</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><em>(Picture hijacked from </em><a href="http://www.deadspin.com"><em>http://www.deadspin.com</em></a><em>)</em></div>Bobby Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851006627511890349noreply@blogger.com3