Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Educating Virginia Drivers (Course 1)

I can't take it anymore, something must be done. I am sick and tired of driving to and from work here in VA and seeing all the moronic things these VA drivers do. With that being said, I will begin a course on this blog to help educate these schlomos and hopefully we will get some results, or just have fun ripping on them. Feel free to add any courses you see fit.

Today's topic is: Where to place your GPS/Satellite radio in your car

I'll make this one nice and easy folks, using simple pictures, not those silly words that might bewilder you.

The proper place to put your GPS/Satellite radio:

The wrong place to put your GPS/Satellite radio:

Lesson complete.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

New Name

The double -Ds are for a double dose of this pimpin'. It's from a great movie and if you don't know WHAT're not American.

In other news: Carrot top is scary and is at the heart of all my nightmares after watching the roast of flava flav. He needs a double-dose of straightness.

Its a great song. "You sausage wallet I love you"


Monday, August 13, 2007

rest of august.



This equation will be answered by all of you in the comments section.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

This guy's name is hard to spell

Paul Posluszny likes to hit things. If you replace the RB in this video with Tyler Palko, then you know what the Buffalo rookie did to the Saints' backup QB in Fridays preseason game. He also had 8 other solo tackles in less than half of the game.

Cutler, he's a dead man! Rothlisberger, dead! Brady... DEAD!

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Shanghai Yellow Pages


While you jerks WEREN'T POSTING awesome things about the BILLS in the past month...I was seeing weird things like the above rip-off strongbad character on a "yellow pages" in a hotel room...OR sitting in a lovely corner office with a SHITTY chair (see below).

Yeah, i'm 99% sure that's Chinese excrement on that there chair. Funny thing about those squat-over-and-shit toilets -- there's usually NO TP.

Anyways, enough about >> THE BILLS SEASON STARTS SOON. ** thought that was a posting for a league only thing, as it turns out, more people than I thought will see my thoughts on Travis Henry being very ape-like.

BILLS (seasonal tourette's is starting up again....)