Thursday, June 21, 2007

Drama Prairie Dog

watch it, again, and again, and again.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Cop Tackles Crazy Lady With Knife

A forecast of what should happen to the captain at the hands of nick. But forecast is simply another word for a prediction, no this is like Minority Report type shit, only i'm using early 1990's COPS footage, what of it?? Kid is getting battered.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Culpepper Avoids Major Injury in Accident: Dolphins Fans and Coaches Disappointed

Daunte Culpepper got into a 2 car accident Wednesday night but escaped with just a bruised non throwing hand.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Hi-Def Hook Nose

Actual photo of my TV from Criss Angel's Mind Freak. He was busy getting dominated by steam roller and broken glass...this chick was busy freakin' my mind. NOT in the hot way either.

I held onto my money real tight.

Ever realize how great dog fighting is? Thanks Mike Vick. I've got two contenders I think could go places in the the UDFC (Ulitmate Dog Fighting Championship circuit). They're small but scrappy and one has doggy-style Tourette's and the other is a fat fat fatty.

When these dogs aren't fighting you might find them raping things. Rape. Yes, Rape. Watch the "Hand Banana" episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force to remind you. Hopefully the clip below works.

FYI: the yellow thing and other thing are "dogs" and the guy is probably me in 10 years (sans the whole being-raped thing).

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Hand Banana

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

In case you haven't heard, Lewis Hamilton made history by winning a F1 race this weekend. This unedited* picture shows a new, highly successful driving style which was used to accomplish the historic feat. Hamilton, an Englishman/former Miami Hurricane running back "made it look easy" by both leading for the entire 70 laps, and by fathering two illegitimate children during the race.

*may have been slightly edited

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Cyndi Lauper - True Colors

This goes out to Ray Emery, a top tier goalie, a gamer, first class athlete.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Kill Yourself

This is an actual quote* from a Yankee fan I was talking to last week:

BRO, 26 World Series Championships. That's all I got to say. Payroll? Forget about it bro. It's not our fault our owner cares about winning more than anyone else. Nah you go ahead I don't watch games until the playoffs. What's the point? Wait they aren't playin the Sahx are they? Yea forget it then me and my KapSig bros are about to play some beirut. Have fun though bro. Go Yanks!

* May or may not be an actual quote.