"Fuck it, we're going deep"

Those are the words that could be heard being uttered from the Sabres locker room before beginning the Eastern Conference finals with a completely healthy roster. Having no injuries, and knowing they would be facing "Rubber" Ray Emery, the Sabres wanted to do something special. They knew it wouldn't be fair to just go out and roll the Sens in four games, or even five, they wanted to do something that fans would remember for the rest of their lives.

Everything they have done up to this point has set up this situation perfectly. Their supposed inability to generate offense while on the PP has lulled Ottawa into a false sense of security and a willingness to take multiple penalties a game. Now that the Sabres have implemented their strategy of going down 3-0, expect to see the PP erupt and go at least 33% from here on out.

It is also clear that Buffalo has been saving up all their energy by only playing hard in the last few minutes of each game. They will have the extra energy to return to their winning ways and speed around the dumbfounded Senators for the final four games. It was obvious that the Sabres had to put on a little show in game 2 for the fans, coming out and scoring three, I mean two goals in the first period before dragging the game out to 2 OTs and giving the Sens their feel good moment.

Barring only the most recent injury (see Kalinin's 3rd suicide attempt in the last six days), Lindy Ruff will make a roster move that will test the refs knowledge of the NHL rulebook. Look to see Stafford in for Kalinin and Conks in the press box, you heard it here first folks. With the extra space available, a little ball of fire known as Patrick Kaleta will come out on the ice and put Alfredsson through one end of the rink and Heatley through the other.

The final part of the plan will showcase the Sabres ability to score goals at will on yet to be tested Ray Emery. I expect to see no less than 40 shots on net in each of the next four games. With Emery getting cockier with each passing moment the Sabres strategy is fully complete.

So have no fear, Sabres fans, you have to know by now that you should NEVER give up on this team. You may have felt they haven't played to their full potential yet in this series, and you would be right, it is all part of their master plan to earn a spot in the history books. This team WILL win. I don't know if it has been mentioned yet, but remember, this team has Chris Drury who single handedly beat all of Taiwan in the Little League World Series and was subsequently made King of all Taiwan. So, as Chris Drury would say: "與參議員性交，讓去水牛城"