Nothing like taking a routine glove save and waving your glove hand around after you catch it to try to make it look like a highlight reel save. Emery's fake good goaltending is not as bad but the same type of offense as DJ's fake good shortstop over in the bronx.
Let me demonstrate in SAT question form:
Q: Ray Emery is to embellishing a glove save as Derek Jeter is to...
A: Catching the ball in fair territory, taking 8 steps to fall into the stands, and winning an undeserved gold glove.
"EMMMMMERY, EMMMMMMERY, EMMMMERY, WHAT? YOU'RE ARRESTING ME FOR WHATT??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA1?!?!?! IS THIS NOT AMERICA??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!?!?!"
Bucky Gleason wrote a retarded article today about how the Sabres-Sens series is over and about how much better he thinks Ottawa is than Buffalo. Obviously he couldn't be more wrong about that. He was right on the money about one thing though, offering one of the first entertaining sentences ever written in the Buffalo News:
"Emery serves up more rebounds than a fifth-grade three-point shooting contest."
Listen to Bucky and give this cocky asshole the Weeksment.
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EMMMMERY, EMMMMERY.
Nothing like taking a routine glove save and waving your glove hand around after you catch it to try to make it look like a highlight reel save. Emery's fake good goaltending is not as bad but the same type of offense as DJ's fake good shortstop over in the bronx.
Let me demonstrate in SAT question form:
Q: Ray Emery is to embellishing a glove save as Derek Jeter is to...
A: Catching the ball in fair territory, taking 8 steps to fall into the stands, and winning an undeserved gold glove.
"EMMMMMERY, EMMMMMMERY, EMMMMERY, WHAT? YOU'RE ARRESTING ME FOR WHATT??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA1?!?!?! IS THIS NOT AMERICA??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!?!?!"
Bucky Gleason wrote a retarded article today about how the Sabres-Sens series is over and about how much better he thinks Ottawa is than Buffalo. Obviously he couldn't be more wrong about that. He was right on the money about one thing though, offering one of the first entertaining sentences ever written in the Buffalo News:
"Emery serves up more rebounds than a fifth-grade three-point shooting contest."
Listen to Bucky and give this cocky asshole the Weeksment.
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