Monday, May 14, 2007

Random stuff

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I have to say, my 2 least favorite players in the NBA are easily Bruce Bowen and Tayshaun Prince. Unfortuanately, those 2 pricks are still battling in the playoffs and even more unfortunate is the strong chance that their respective teams will meet in the NBA finals, for another uneventful, low scoring defensive yawn fest. Bruce Bowen is the worst, his alleged shut down defense is actually disguised as dirty rotten play. Next Year will be the year that he gets clocked in the face for his pesty, illegal play.
Fist to the face odds.
Ron Artest 2:1 - Has a history of violence on and off the court, oh you didnt know?
Kobe Bryant 3:1 - Kobe's reputation and competitive killer instinct make him the primary candidate.
Stephen Jackson 4:1 - Do I have to explain? Could happen this year if Spurs and Warriors advance to conference finals.
Josh Howard 10:1 - He always has a "I ain't never scared" look to him, ultra competitive player.
Carmelo Anthony 50:1 - He already got his fist to Mardy Collins face, which was delightful. Absolutely capable.
Luol Deng 200:1 - Winner of the sportsmanship award, he has fists just like the rest of us.
As for Tayshaun, I just hate his stupid face, he's always complaining like he has superstar status, but thats all of the Pistons starters act, but his doucheyness stands out above the others.
As for the Sabres, I feel very strongly that they will win tonight. What they were able to do at the beginning of game 2 and play that desperate hockey is exactly what I expected. It amazed me that they werent able to keep up that level of play and again relyed on incredible 6 on 5 play to send the game to OT. This is a team that plays best with their backs against the wall, and it may even be a good thing that they are down 2-0. If they come to play for 60 minutes tonight, they will win without any of us suffering cardiac arrest.
Final Score: Sabres 5-3

4 comments:

LoydKristmis said...

I would guess that someone on his own team would clock him in practice but, who's it going to be? Frenchy??? The Argentine???

Das Capitol Hill said...

I put 5:1 odds on Nate Robinson...that guy has the worst case of Little Man Syndrome since Napolean...or since that time Peter got the shit blocked out of him by Nick on the basketball court. That was one of the happiest days of my life, and the sickest block by a white guy since George Mikan.

Bobby B said...

I assume peter flopped around like Manu Ginobili crying foul, no?

Das Capitol Hill said...

I couldn't tell you what he did - Nick and I fell down and laughed harder than we ever had. Peter just stared at us, asking what the big deal was and saying that "it was just a block." But it wasn't just a block...it was so much more than that. The only thing that would have been better is if Dikembe showed up, declared Nick the "Block King", wagged his finger at Peter, and then said "Who wants to sex Mutumbo?"