Sunday, May 6, 2007

Reasons Why I Hate New York

1.) Irrational sense of entitlement.
2.) Relocated New Yorkers referring to their home as "The City," as if no other city matters.
3.) All of the 'bros' and 'dudes' from L.I.
4.) Woody Allen and Spike Lee
5.) unconscionable defense of one of the worst subway systems (which a certain hot shot lawyer has urinated in)
6.) The Director of '4th and goal' resides there.
7.) Rucker park hasn't produced a solid baller in years.
8.) Roger Clemens is a huge d-bag.
9.) same goes for Jeremy Shockey.
10.) and Jaromir Jagr.

1 comment:

Das Capitol Hill said...

I can't believe that list was so damn short. There's at least another 96 reasons to hate New York City, from their unconscionable defense of one of the worst subway systems I've had the pleasure of urinating in, to the fact that everything costs twice as much as any other city in the world - leaving people with six-figure salaries to live in closets that have an used glory hole for a window. I expect a full list on my desk by tommorow...slacker.